Sunday, 2 December 2007

"Now Everyone Can Fry" Promotion?



You cannot make stuff like this up [You'd get thrown in jail]. These classic screen-caps from the AirAsia.com front page today, Dec 3, offering a disturbing prophesy? After years in the ad game, I tend to second guess the client and predict 'client-like' questions. I'm going to be the client today, pecking away at the brand aura - just for fun.

Top left,
perilously low, AirAsia 666 counts its final seconds - a hopeless emergency landing after hydraulic failure saw the Michelins' fail to drop [ED: I didn't add the shadow or alter the photo in any way]. Top right, I am seeing an Air Asia flight heading toward a distant skyscraper; The 2007 building is like a magnet. [Airline of the Year?? It must be a mirage*] And just to hammer home the point, a gang of wild-eyed jihadists - masquerading as maintenance men with only a huge bang in mind [those vestal virgins eagerly waiting 'on the other side']. 'Fly Air Asia? Not Me' is excruciatingly critical of Air Asia at times. So, I just thought we'd start the week with a gentle FaceBook-like poke.


fancygens.com



fancygens.com














and ... that ... is going to
be your last meal! I will
take my chances with the
emergency landing -at
least there's a glimmer
of hope I might survive.






2 comments:

Anonymous said...

HEY U FUCKING SUCK URE A BUNCH OF SADDOS PROBS WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
U PROBS DONT HAVE BOYFRIENDS YOU KNOW URE SO FUCKING SAD ITS FUNNY
ID LIKE TO SEE YOU RUN AN AIRLINE ESPECIALLY LOW COST I MEAN JESUS U COULDNT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND FOR FUUCK SAKE TONY FERNANDEZ MUST WORK FUCKING HARD HE DOESNT GET IT THAT EASILY I BET I MEAN COMON !!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU SAD PEOPLE LIKE YOU FUCKING PISS ME OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOULD U JUST GET A LIFE. !

Anonymous said...

Tony F should fuck with people's lives and monies. This blog is the truth about Air Asia and some people are ignorant about how short life is and the moment you step into this low maintenance aircraft, you just shortened your life span.

The last incident was into Australia this year and the whole aircraft cannot take off after the hard landing into Australia.

The Australian authority is somewhat stricter than the Malaysian DCA (Do cost adjustment department).

So don't get piss off over the truth that had been told to you. Either you choose to have longer live or shorter live; it's all your choice.

But mistake like flying with broken aircraft cannot be irreversible.

Pray the pilot and the cabin crew are aware of this too.