Thursday, 11 October 2007

Air Asia Toilet Tip #4

Make sure your life-jacket is where it should be. While a duty-free inflatable head rest would probably offer comparable buoyancy in the event of the aircraft plummeting into the sea, many people find the jacket makes a very good toilet seat cover. On certain routes, which I'll not mention, a good handful of the previous occupants will not be familiar with a modern sit down arrangement and will have climbed atop the convenience, letting drop from a squatting position a foot above the tin.
If you should discover that the toilet paper is missing, the emergency whistle and light is quite invaluable in summoning a flight attendant. [Next week: Convert hand held luggage into a life raft]

Cartoon borrowed from the extremely ludicrous

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